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Post by Prez Sonya Sniper on May 20, 2006 22:38:21 GMT -5
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
The search for new recruits has grown as the fed is now no longer considering making the first card anytime this week. However that could change in the near future.
The Prez is, however, in a delighted mood for some reason that is unbeknownst to us. Perhaps it has something to do with a possible spurt of activity in the near and upcoming future. Although she has refused to comment at this time on the rumor of possible new members. Her only response was "The sun always rises in the east but sets in the west." Which has left our reporters with one final and solemn thought, "What the f**k is that supposed to mean?!"
The Vice Prez has been seen a lot more than the Prez lately and as of now there is no word or reason as to why. In recent events he has been spotted talking to a number of different people. New members? Maybe, but who really knows? He has also refused to comment to press on ANY subject saying repeatedly "No comment."
Members of the press is baffled as to what is really happening inside the walls of DWWF. Will this go on much longer? Could the administration really hide from the view of the cameras and leave no clues as to what?s happening? Will the solemn question that weighs on everyone?s minds soon be answered? After all the only question is "Why do socks?" For DWWF this is Shelly Wong saying Good night and good fight.
--Shelly Wong
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