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Prez Sonya Sniper
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If you want to win a war you must serve no master but your own ambition.

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Yes... read this... Nov 7, 2006 12:10:43 GMT -5

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Post by Prez Sonya Sniper on Nov 7, 2006 12:10:43 GMT -5

[glow=red,2,300]Yes guys when you ask these lameass questions THESE answers REALLY do go through our minds but we are too nice to say them... so do us a favor and dont ask that way we dont have to be mean...[/glow]

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge, that myth is more potent that history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts - that hope always triumphs over experience - that laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death

Starstreak Inashira
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I'm just your average misanthropic malady, so watch your step or I destroy you.

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Yes... read this... Nov 7, 2006 20:35:52 GMT -5

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Post by Starstreak Inashira on Nov 7, 2006 20:35:52 GMT -5

I have some more to add to that.

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Woman: I don't see you. And I don't plan to.

Man: Is it hot in here, or is it you?
Woman: I'm freezing. And I like it.

Man: Can I make an overnight delivery?
Woman: Yeah. Your package back to your place because I don't want it.

Man: What would you say if I said I think you're hot?
Woman: I'd say go away.

"Prideful sinner of the dark, do not bleed from out your heart. You must bleed from out your soul to feel the pain that is whole."

Prez Sonya Sniper Administrator Da Sexy Prez If you want to win a war you must serve no master but your own ambition. Posts: 247	Yes... read this... Nov 8, 2006 13:21:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Prez Sonya Sniper on Nov 8, 2006 13:21:31 GMT -5 hmmm nice...
	I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge, that myth is more potent that history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts - that hope always triumphs over experience - that laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death

Mutant Monkey Moderator Posts: 113	Yes... read this... Nov 8, 2006 13:45:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mutant Monkey on Nov 8, 2006 13:45:48 GMT -5 HAHA!!.I love that is that realy true?.lol
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Prez Sonya Sniper Administrator Da Sexy Prez If you want to win a war you must serve no master but your own ambition. Posts: 247	Yes... read this... Nov 8, 2006 21:00:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Prez Sonya Sniper on Nov 8, 2006 21:00:19 GMT -5 Yes ... yes it is really true so think before you aske us stupid questions...
	I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge, that myth is more potent that history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts - that hope always triumphs over experience - that laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death

Post by Prez Sonya Sniper on Nov 7, 2006 12:10:43 GMT -5

Post by Starstreak Inashira on Nov 7, 2006 20:35:52 GMT -5

Post by Prez Sonya Sniper on Nov 8, 2006 13:21:31 GMT -5

Post by Mutant Monkey on Nov 8, 2006 13:45:48 GMT -5

Post by Prez Sonya Sniper on Nov 8, 2006 21:00:19 GMT -5